THE CHOCOLATE STUDIES!
I dislike doctors and dietitians,
Who want to throw all my chocolate out,
They are just p.c. politicians,
Who make me eat vile brussel sprouts,
So, I conducted my own diet studies,
With “unbiased” chocolate-loving buddies,
The studies aren’t official and you may mock it,
But at least now there’s support for eating…
CHOCOLATE! 😊
Chocolate is way better for your health than Brussels sprouts! After all, chocolate has been shown to increase happiness. Have you ever known anyone who felt happier after miserably gagging down a plate of Brussels sprouts? I rest my case. 😁
LikeLike
Thank you! You are definitely eligible to participate in any future chocolate “studies!!”
LikeLiked by 1 person
I support this study!!! 😉 I couldn’t live without chocolate!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks, Michelle!!
LikeLiked by 1 person