ANYTHING FRIED!

chicken fried

ANYTHING FRIED!

Yes, I’m proudly a son of the South,

Which means I put lots of fried foods in my mouth!

Fried chicken, fried okra,

Fried taters, fried steak,

Anything fried, for Heaven’s sake!

So, Doctor, please flush me and insert one more stent,

I want more fried chicken, which is Heaven sent!   😊

THE CHOCOLATE STUDIES!

chocolate brownies

THE CHOCOLATE STUDIES!

I dislike doctors and dietitians,

Who want to throw all my chocolate out,

They are just p.c. politicians,

Who make me eat vile brussel sprouts,

 

So, I conducted my own diet studies,

With “unbiased” chocolate-loving buddies,

The studies aren’t official and you may mock it,

But at least now there’s support for eating…

CHOCOLATE!   😊