[Please note that the following poem is mostly fictional and meant only for fun
and is not meant to disparage anyone in particular, nor mothers in law
generally, many of whom are quite sweet and human!] 😊
MY MEAN MOTHER IN LAW
Let me tell you a frightening tale
About the meanest hag I ever saw,
This creature’s surely bound for Hell,
She’s my mean mother in law!
She has sharp claws in her paws,
And her churlish lips drip with lies,
She would frighten Santa Claus
With her evil, beady eyes!
Her horns are well hidden
In her drab, stringy hair,
She’s a cold-hearted demon
If there’s even a heart there!
She loves to stir the pot
She loves to fight and fuss,
She could make a flower wilt
And make a preacher cuss!
If you think I’m being harsh,
You couldn’t be any wronger,
She made a pact with brother Satan
Just to stay here a little longer!
So, please heed my tale,
Beware this evil creature!
Run for the hills!
Before she catches ya and eats yer! 😊