PUZZLING BUT SPICY!
I’ll be over
Half past ten,
Where we left off,
Let’s start again!
Our pieces fit together
So very nicely,
This makes me feel warm
And oh, so, spicy!
So, let’s get together
Half past ten,
We can complete
Our puzzle then! 😊
Month: August 2019
SWEETIE OR SWEET TEA?
SWEETIE OR SWEET TEA?
I was lip-locked with my sweetie,
While sipping some sweet tea,
I wondered, “which is sweeter?”
But before I could say,
My sweetie grabbed the sweet tea
And ran away! 😊
THE RAISIN CAKE DIET!
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THE RAISIN CAKE DIET!
Many diets are raging fakes,
But I love my diet of raisin cakes,
They are filled with cream,
That means calci-YUM,
Calcium is great
For the tummy-tum-tum!
And raisins, you know,
Come from a healthy fruit,
What more can you say,
But rooty-toot-toot,
So, my raisin cake diet
Would be good for you,
Even if you gain a pound
Or twenty-two! 😊
THE RAMBO ROBOT SCARECROW!
THE RAMBO ROBOT SCARECROW!
He’s a Rambo robot scarecrow,
Better stay out of his garden!
If you try to pick his peas,
You will get no pardon!
Garden thieves who try to rob
Will wish that they weren’t born,
They’ll get corn-cobbed and shish-kabobbed
And planted just like corn! 😊
MULE BUTTS AND LUNATIC(K)S!
MULE BUTTS AND LUNATIC(K)S!
I’m just a tiny tick
Stuck on a mule’s butt,
You may think I’m sick,
But I say, “tut-tut!”
Mule butts are tasty,
I’m not crazy or sick,
So, don’t be hasty,
I’m not a lunatic(k)! 😊
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