EVIL EAVESDROPPING

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EVIL EAVESDROPPING

For as long as there have been leaves dropping,

There has also been eavesdropping,

But who can doubt it’s getting worse,

Or that technology has been a curse?

 

Satellites today can follow you,

Malicious drones can watch you, too,

The government tracks each email and call,

Countless cameras track us, one and all,

 

Sadly, privacy is a thing of the past,

We can’t go back; the die is cast,

Yes, Big Brother is watching you,

And soon, he may scream, “gotcha,” too!

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A MEDIEVAL V. MODERN DAY DENTAL VISIT!

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A MEDIEVAL V. MODERN DAY DENTAL VISIT!

(For all you folks who love dentists, please know this is written in jest, just for fun!

Dentists do invaluable work!  But consider this:  does life ever really change?!)  😊

MEDIEVAL:

Forsooth, forsooth!

He broke his tooth,

Grab some leeches,

Take all his riches,

Inflict some pain,

Drive him insane,

To fix one tooth,

Forsooth, forsooth!   😊

 

MODERN:

In truth, in truth,

He broke his tooth,

We are the leeches,

Take all his riches,

Inflict some pain,

Drive him insane,

To fix one tooth,

In truth, in truth!   😊

THE JUNGLE SPIDER!

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THE JUNGLE SPIDER!

I walked into a spider web…KERSPLAT!!

The web knocked off my cool safari hat,

 

Webs were ingrained in my eyes, teeth, and hair,

I was entombed in spider web everywhere,

 

I reached down and swigged a little cider,

That’s when it happened…I was bitten by a spider!

 

A huge, hairy monster, with 18 legs beside her!

She screamed, “My house is tossed,

 

So, you get lost,

But leave the hat and cider!”   😊