PUZZLING BUT SPICY!

PUZZLING BUT SPICY!

I’ll be over

Half past ten,

Where we left off,

Let’s start again!

 

Our pieces fit together

So very nicely,

This makes me feel warm

And oh, so, spicy!

 

So, let’s get together

Half past ten,

We can complete

Our puzzle then!   😊

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SWEETIE OR SWEET TEA?

SWEETIE OR SWEET TEA?

I was lip-locked with my sweetie,

While sipping some sweet tea,

I wondered, “which is sweeter?”

But before I could say,

My sweetie grabbed the sweet tea

And ran away!   😊

THE RAISIN CAKE DIET!

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THE RAISIN CAKE DIET!

Many diets are raging fakes,

But I love my diet of raisin cakes,

 

They are filled with cream,

That means calci-YUM,

 

Calcium is great

For the tummy-tum-tum!

 

And raisins, you know,

Come from a healthy fruit,

 

What more can you say,

But rooty-toot-toot,

 

So, my raisin cake diet

Would be good for you,

 

Even if you gain a pound

Or twenty-two!   😊

THE RAMBO ROBOT SCARECROW!

THE RAMBO ROBOT SCARECROW!

He’s a Rambo robot scarecrow,

Better stay out of his garden!

If you try to pick his peas,

You will get no pardon!

 

Garden thieves who try to rob

Will wish that they weren’t born,

They’ll get corn-cobbed and shish-kabobbed

And planted just like corn!   😊

MULE BUTTS AND LUNATIC(K)S!

MULE BUTTS AND LUNATIC(K)S!

I’m just a tiny tick

Stuck on a mule’s butt,

You may think I’m sick,

But I say, “tut-tut!”

 

Mule butts are tasty,

I’m not crazy or sick,

So, don’t be hasty,

I’m not a lunatic(k)!   😊