SMELLY FINGERS AND JELLY!

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SMELLY FINGERS AND JELLY!

Keep those fingers

Which are oh so smelly,

Off my delicious

Scuppernong jelly,

 

Who knows where

Those fingers have been,

Were they dragged through hell

And back again?

 

And just look at those nails,

Caked with muck,

Where’s the pig pen

Where they were stuck?

 

So, go, be gone!

Take your fingers and mess,

For Sir, I declare,

You shall be jelly-less!   😊

LOVE’S LIMITS

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LOVE’S LIMITS

I would run 1,000 miles

Just for you,

And Darling, if you smile,

I might make it two,

 

But as to three or four,

There’s some doubt,

Please don’t make me sore, or

Wear my running shoes out!

 

Our love burns bright,

Nothing can dim it,

But even a kite

Has its limits!   😊

CHOCOLATE CANDY HELL!

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CHOCOLATE CANDY HELL!

Candy whispered in my ear,

“Just take a little bite!”

“And there’s cake over here,”

“We’ll be your love tonight!”

 

So, I took a bite,

And engorged on thousands more,

And then, another thousand,

Just to even up the score!

 

Then, candy consumed me,

Before the final bell,

That is how I ended up

In chocolate candy hell!   😊

MY GRANDPA’S LOVE

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MY GRANDPA’S LOVE

I’ll always remember Grandpa,

A kind and gentle man,

He loved me, just like Grandma,

He was my biggest fan,

 

We played with toys,

Sang songs, read books,

He gave such joy,

Many laughs and looks!

 

He helped name my dolls,

He took me places,

We had a ball,

Many happy faces!

 

And though he’s gone,

I’ll always see,

My grandpa’s love,

Lives on in me!   😊

A RAT IN THE WOODPILE!

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A RAT IN THE WOODPILE!

I smell a rat in the woodpile,

And the odor’s getting stronger,

The putrid smell engulfs my nostrils,

I can’t stand it any longer,

 

Maybe it’s a possum,

And not a smelly rat,

This odor’s so “un-awesome,”

I wonder where it’s at!

 

I wish that I could find it,

Could it be a dead fox?

Oops, I see behind it,

It’s just my stinky socks!   😊