YOUR ICE CUBE TOES!

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YOUR ICE CUBE TOES!

Darling, Darling,
I want you to know,

That I adore you
From head to toe!

Your hair is lovely,
Your lips, divine,

And your hot body
Is very fine!

But just one thing,
I add, reluctantly…

Please keep your ice cube toes
OFF OF ME!! 🙂

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DREAMS, SWEET DREAMS

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DREAMS, SWEET DREAMS
I had a dream, sweet dream!
And you were there!
You wore a long blue dress
And a rose in your hair!

You came to me,
I held you tight!
We danced and danced,
All through the night!

Please don’t let it end!
May I never wake?!
Please dance on and on,
For heaven’s sake!

But while one dream may end,
There’s always a chance,
Another dream may come,
And then, another dance!

I had a dream, sweet dream,
And you were there!
This time, a long, white dress,
And a rose in your hair! 🙂

MY FLIBBERTY-WIDGET!

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[Image from wikipedia]

MY FLIBBERTY-WIDGET
Has anyone seen my flibberty-widget?
If you should find it, here’s what to do with it!

First, let me tell you how it looks,
Because there are no pictures in any books!

Flibberty is a hairy mammal, and quite fit!
He looks a lot like the Addams Family’s Cousin Itt!

He hails from the jungle near Lake Titicaca!
And he often sings “On the Edge,” just like Lady Gaga!

Please don’t mock the large wart on his nose!
Or stare at the green jam between his toes!

Because Flibberty has a temper and you’ll be bit!
Before you can scream “lickety split!”

And here’s a secret, please hear me right!
Never feed him oreos after midnight!

Because then, he turns wild, in a sugary fit!
And you had better run! Don’t dally or sit!

But otherwise, he’s charming and rather splendid!
So, if you find him, just crate him and send it! 🙂