A FREE “FUN FRIDAY” POEM!
Today is “Fun Friday!”
So, the poem you see,
Was written spontaneously
No revisions, by me!
No, this poem’s not much,
And it may not tickle!
But also just remember,
It didn’t cost a nickel! 😊
Tag: funny poems
SLOW DANCING!
SLOW DANCING!
Slow dancing,
In the moonlight,
So entrancing,
And seems so right,
You’re so lovely,
Until I look beneath,
And see gobs of spinach
Stuck between your teeth! 😊
MY FAVORITE PUNCTUATION MARKS!!!
MY FAVORITE PUNCTUATION MARK!!!
Hark! What’s your favorite
Punctuation mark?
I don’t like periods,
They are dull dots.
I like real spark,
Not a mere spot!
As for colons: that’s not rad,
That’s a body part, too bad,
And just forget semi-colons;
They’re semi-sad,
How about question marks?
I like how they swerve,
But no, I want answers,
Not questions or curves,
Instead, I love the mark
Which is really snappy!!!
It has a ball and the bat,
And it always makes me happy!!! 😊
A TRIP BACK HOME!
A TRIP BACK HOME!
I took my love back home
To meet my kin,
You’ll never guess
What happened then!
Ma was on the front porch,
As was her habit,
Canning beans and knitting,
All while skinning a rabbit,
Pa was out back,
Dancing a jig,
While sharing a jug
With a one-eyed pig,
Things went plum crazy
After that,
My love met Uncle Clem
With his coonskin hat,
Things were jest fine
Til Clem tipped his cap,
And my love saw the raccoon
Was still a living chap!
My love skedaddled,
It’s half past noon,
Tell her I love her
And to come back soon! 😊
DON’T SWEAT SMALL DETAILS!
DON’T SWEAT SMALL DETAILS!
In a jungle river swimming,
In just a little while,
A little man swam up to
A large crocodile,
He said, “Sir, it would complete me,
Could you tell me, now or later,
Just before you eat me,
How you differ from a gator?”
The croc smiled and said,
“I want to appease you,
But why care, you’ll soon be dead?
But I’ll answer, just to please you!”
“Crocs have a toothier grin,
So, I will chew you well,
But sometimes, Sir, you don’t need
To sweat such small details!” 😊
SOUTHERN WRITER 