Tag: funny poems

LOU, THE LEPRECHAUN!

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stethoscope

LOU, THE LEPRECHAUN

No wonder Dr. Bond isn’t fond

Of Lou, the mischievous leprechaun,

Lou went to see Dr. Bond

After a fall,

And Lou stole all his Band-Aids,

And that ain’t all,

While Bond felt Lou’s hurt back

And applied pressure,

Lou took every single tongue suppressor,

And now, Dr. Bond really mopes,

Cuz Lou even stole his stethoscope!   😊

THE COMMON COLD!

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sneeze

THE COMMON COLD!

Many things are common

To the common cold,

It drains your brain,

And makes you feel old,

 

My throbbing head feels like

It just lost a war,

And my aching body

Is just plain sore,

 

And if my nose keeps running,

Hide all scissors and clippers,

Or I may grab one

And snip, snip, snipp ‘er!   🙂

LOVE IS LIKE A HONEY BEE!

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bee flower

LOVE IS LIKE A HONEY BEE!

Love is often like

A sweet honey bee

Filled with nectar,

Flying happily,

 

And, like the bee,

When it takes flight,

Love can also

Reach great heights,

 

But please listen,

There is one more thing,

Just like the honey bee…

Love can STING!   😊

TRUE SIGNS HE’S NOT YOUR VALENTINE!

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candy hearts

TRUE SIGNS HE’S NOT YOUR VALENTINE!

How can you tell?

Is there a sign?

That he’s really not

Your true Valentine?

 

For instance, does he track mud

Onto your floor?

If so, then quickly, show him

Back out the door!

 

Does he watch Shakira dance

“Just for her song?”

Then, it may be a sign

He’s just “Mr. Wrong!”

 

And when you’re not watching,

Can you also tell that

He’s really trading insults

With your sweet little cat?

 

And does he react to all your plans

Like he’s diseased with Mad Cow?

Then, you know he’s not “Mr. Right,”

It’s a sign he’s “Mr. Right NOW!”   😊