MY FAVORITE PUNCTUATION MARKS!!!

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MY FAVORITE PUNCTUATION MARK!!!

Hark!  What’s your favorite

Punctuation mark?

I don’t like periods,

They are dull dots.

I like real spark,

Not a mere spot!

As for colons: that’s not rad,

That’s a body part, too bad,

And just forget semi-colons;

They’re semi-sad,

How about question marks?

I like how they swerve,

But no, I want answers,

Not questions or curves,

Instead, I love the mark

Which is really snappy!!!

It has a ball and the bat,

And it always makes me happy!!!   😊

A TRIP BACK HOME!

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A TRIP BACK HOME!

I took my love back home

To meet my kin,

You’ll never guess

What happened then!

 

Ma was on the front porch,

As was her habit,

Canning beans and knitting,

All while skinning a rabbit,

 

Pa was out back,

Dancing a jig,

While sharing a jug

With a one-eyed pig,

 

Things went plum crazy

After that,

My love met Uncle Clem

With his coonskin hat,

 

Things were jest fine

Til Clem tipped his cap,

And my love saw the raccoon

Was still a living chap!

 

My love skedaddled,

It’s half past noon,

Tell her I love her

And to come back soon!   😊

DON’T SWEAT SMALL DETAILS!

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DON’T SWEAT SMALL DETAILS!

In a jungle river swimming,

In just a little while,

A little man swam up to

A large crocodile,

 

He said, “Sir, it would complete me,

Could you tell me, now or later,

Just before you eat me,

How you differ from a gator?”

 

The croc smiled and said,

“I want to appease you,

But why care, you’ll soon be dead?

But I’ll answer, just to please you!”

 

“Crocs have a toothier grin,

So, I will chew you well,

But sometimes, Sir, you don’t need

To sweat such small details!”   😊