FRIDAY, MY DAY!
Hurrah,
It’s Friday!
It’s my day,
Let’s celebrate!
It’s the weekend,
Time to seek friends,
Party hearty,
All so great!
But wait!
I have no plans,
No need for calendars
Or clocks,
My plan:
Walk the cat
And maybe
Darn some socks! 😊
Month: June 2019
OUR GREATEST JUGGLERS!
OUR GREATEST JUGGLERS!
The greatest jugglers
Juggle many things,
Balls, pins, chain saws,
And fiery rings,
But think! The greatest
Jugglers, maybe,
Are moms with pressing duties
And screaming babies! 😊
ALMOST PERFECT!
ALMOST PERFECT!
She’s the brightest,
And I’m not just talking,
She’s as smart as scientist
Stephen Hawking,
She’s the most beautiful,
As she draws near ya,
You’d swear she’s the lovely
Goddess Shakira,
She’s the most talented,
Who would know,
She can do goat yoga
On just one toe,
Yes, she’s the most perfect
Of all among us…
Except for her ghastly
Unsightly toe fungus! 😊
MY SNAPPING TURTLE CAT!
MY SNAPPING TURTLE CAT
My silly cat, Pat,
Thinks she’s a snapping turtle,
She doesn’t have a shell,
She just wears a vintage girdle,
She’s aggressive, like the turtle,
But with more “catt-i-tude,”
Yet, she won’t eat insects,
She just sticks with cat food,
But like they say about the turtles,
If she bites you, it’s the norm,
Pat won’t let go of you
‘Til the next thunderstorm! 😊
THE PRENUP
THE PRENUP
Darling, I’ll love you,
Forever and ever,
We’ll never divorce,
No, never, never!
But one more thing,
Before you go,
Sign this prenuptial agreement
Down below! 😊
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