PICKLED BEETS OR PICKLED PIG FEET?

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PICKLED BEETS OR PICKLED PIG FEET?

Pick one: which would be worse to eat,

Do you say pickled beets or pickled pig feet?

 

At least the beets are veggies,

But pickled beets seem nasty,

 

But at least you won’t need

A pork-induced angioplasty,

 

But pigs produce bacon,

Pork chops, and ham,

 

But pig feet seem more

Like vile chittlins’ and spam,

 

Okay, one more point and we can stop,

Beets never lay in gross pig slop!   😊

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THE “NO NEW POEM” POEM!

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THE “NO NEW POEM” POEM!

There’s no new poem for you,

If that’s what you were wishing,

Does your poet have the flu?

Or has he gone fishing?

 

No, he has lots of work,

Your poet’s in a tizzy,

But let’s hope tomorrow,

He won’t be quite as busy!

 

If you still want a poem

Here is what to do,

Read his old poems,

They’re likely “new” to you!   😊

STUPID IN THE MIRROR!

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STUPID IN THE MIRROR!

You are stinkin’ stupid!

You give dumb a bad name,

It’s not your education,

With ten degrees, you’d be the same,

 

If you were a pillow,

In a pillow fight,

You were beaten senseless,

And your feathers—they took flight,

 

You are like a pinata,

Beaten with a stick,

Or a broken clock

Which has lost its tick,

 

I know I sound so harsh,

And now it’s getting clearer,

The one I see, who’s dumb, is me,

I’m looking in the mirror!   😊

PEG LEG PETE’S PRUNES!

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PEG LEG PETE’S PRUNES!

My name is Peg Leg Pete,

While on a voyage from Crete,

I felt a pain so foul,

Emanate from my bowel,

 

So, I looked down at my plate,

I must investigate,

Could it be the rancid goat

Which caused my wretched bloat?

 

Or maybe the moldy cheese,

Brought me to my knees?

No, it’s the fact that for many moons,

I’ve eaten daily 80 prunes!   😊