Month: September 2019

NEVER EVER WAKE THE BABY!

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NEVER EVER WAKE THE BABY!

You’re a new mommy or daddy,

So, listen now, you must be ready,

No if, but, or maybe,

Never ever wake the baby!

 

You smell it when you hit the door,

The diaper’s dripping to the floor,

No if, but, or maybe,

Never ever wake the baby!

 

Baby slept through a meal,

Oh, how you’re worried still,

No if, but, or maybe,

Never ever wake the baby!

 

Grandma drove for miles and miles,

Just to see some baby smiles,

No if, but, or maybe,

Never ever wake the baby!

 

Baby is sixteen and quite lazy,

Would it now still be crazy?

No if, but, or maybe,

Now, it’s time to wake the baby!   😊

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LIFE’S LESSONS AND LOLLIPOPS!

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lollipops

LIFE’S LESSONS AND LOLLIPOPS!

I had a cherry lollipop,

You said you wanted a lick,

But you took my lollipop

And sucked it down to the stick,

 

I’ve learned to give is better

Than to receive,

Even when others

Intend to deceive,

 

But I also learned whenever

You ask me for a lick,

I may just simply give you back

That empty stick!   😊

THE DANGERS OF TICKLE LAUGHTER SUPPRESSION!

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THE DANGERS OF TICKLE LAUGHTER SUPPRESSION!

Never stifle laughter,

While being tickled,

If so, you’ll see after

Your liver may be pickled,

 

Scientific studies show

Suppression pains will linger,

So, let your laughter go,

While those vile fingers finger,

 

But one side effect from laughter,

Please know there is a chance,

If you let go, then after,

You may have wet your pants!   😊