THE LOVE-CHOPPING AXE

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THE LOVE-CHOPPING AXE

Love is like

A chopping axe,

The hands determine

Where it whacks,

 

In good hands,

It surely may

Chop cords of wood,

Every day,

 

But in bad hands,

Beware, there’s more,

It may chop hearts

To the core.

CHOCOLATE LIP CALAMITIES!

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CHOCOLATE LIP CALAMITIES!

My dentist loves you,

Cuz every time you kiss me,

I get a new

Cavity,

 

But the dentist doesn’t know,

That you’ve got,

Lips made of pure

Chocolate!

 

I really don’t mind

Lip-sucking cavities,

But dang this chocolate

Diabetes!   😊

THE BACK ROADS OF MY MEMORY

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THE BACK ROADS OF MY MEMORY

I wandered down the back roads

Of my memory,

And I wondered if you wondered,

Whatever became of me,

 

But why should I care?

You cheated on me,

You’re a lowdown dirty dog,

I’m much better off, you see,

 

You should never travel back,

To unhappy memories,

I turned and took a detour

Now, I’m as happy as can be.

MY DOG, FRED

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MY DOG FRED

My story has a lesson

And a whole lot of sad,

It’s about the best dog,

Anybody ever had,

 

My dog, named Fred,

Was always by my side,

Until the tragic day,

When my loyal pet died,

 

He ran into the street,

To retrieve an errant ball,

He was hit by a truck,

And that was all,

 

You may lose a spouse,

A husband or a wife,

But a dog will stick by you,

For the rest of his life!   😊