TUMMY GLITTER!

TUMMY GLITTER!

Dietitians may view chocolate

As sugary litter,

But I view chocolate

As “tummy glitter!”

 

Every single kid,

Near and far,

Lights up when they open

A chocolate candy bar!

 

I love chocolate,

Of every shape and ilk,

White chocolate, dark chocolate,

And especially milk,

 

So, maybe dietitians

Wouldn’t be so bitter,

If they’d get out and grab

Some “tummy glitter!”   😊

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CHOCOLATE CANDY HELL!

CHOCOLATE CANDY HELL!

Candy whispered in my ear,

“Just take a little bite!”

“And there’s cake over here,”

“We’ll be your love tonight!”

 

So, I took a bite,

And engorged on thousands more,

And then, another thousand,

Just to even up the score!

 

Then, candy consumed me,

Before the final bell,

That is how I ended up

In chocolate candy hell!   😊

CHOCOLATE LIP CALAMITIES!

CHOCOLATE LIP CALAMITIES!

My dentist loves you,

Cuz every time you kiss me,

I get a new

Cavity,

 

But the dentist doesn’t know,

That you’ve got,

Lips made of pure

Chocolate!

 

I really don’t mind

Lip-sucking cavities,

But dang this chocolate

Diabetes!   😊

THE CHOCOLATE STUDIES!

THE CHOCOLATE STUDIES!

I dislike doctors and dietitians,

Who want to throw all my chocolate out,

They are just p.c. politicians,

Who make me eat vile brussel sprouts,

 

So, I conducted my own diet studies,

With “unbiased” chocolate-loving buddies,

The studies aren’t official and you may mock it,

But at least now there’s support for eating…

CHOCOLATE!   😊

DYING LOVE

DYING LOVE

My love for you is dying

And along with it, I go,

I care no more for thinking how

I used to love you so,

 

You were so wonderful,

But you went too far,

You rotted my teeth,

Vile chocolate Hershey bar!   😊