CHOCOLATE CANDY HELL!

CHOCOLATE CANDY HELL!

Candy whispered in my ear,

“Just take a little bite!”

“And there’s cake over here,”

“We’ll be your love tonight!”

 

So, I took a bite,

And engorged on thousands more,

And then, another thousand,

Just to even up the score!

 

Then, candy consumed me,

Before the final bell,

That is how I ended up

In chocolate candy hell!   😊

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THE CHOCOLATE STUDIES!

THE CHOCOLATE STUDIES!

I dislike doctors and dietitians,

Who want to throw all my chocolate out,

They are just p.c. politicians,

Who make me eat vile brussel sprouts,

 

So, I conducted my own diet studies,

With “unbiased” chocolate-loving buddies,

The studies aren’t official and you may mock it,

But at least now there’s support for eating…

CHOCOLATE!   😊

DYING LOVE

DYING LOVE

My love for you is dying

And along with it, I go,

I care no more for thinking how

I used to love you so,

 

You were so wonderful,

But you went too far,

You rotted my teeth,

Vile chocolate Hershey bar!   😊

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CANDY BAR?

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CANDY BAR!

Would you travel very far

To buy your favorite candy bar?

I like Hershey bars, but more,

I like them as a part of smores,

 

Another bar, if I may say,

When I feel “nutty,” I buy Payday,

Mounds or Almond Joys? Sure, let’s eat it!

With their coconut, you can’t beat it!

 

Or maybe you satisfy chocolate cravings

With Three Musketeers, you are raving,

Also, I crave nutty Baby Ruths,

But watch out, you could break a tooth!

 

How about a Reeses peanut butter cup?

But is that a bar? I don’t know, what’s up?

But another bar that’s a winning ringer,

Is a tasty, flaky Butterfinger!

 

Or maybe its cousins hit the mark,

Zagnut, Fifth Avenue, or Clark,

But there’s no ifs, ands, or buts,

I hate Heath bars’ hard toffee and nuts,

 

So, What’s my favorite? It’s the Zero!

It’s my white chocolate hero!

What’s your opinion? Let’s not spar!

What’s your favorite candy bar?!   🙂