HOT AND SWEET!
You fulfill
All my wishes!
You’re hot and sweet,
And delicious!
I need no one else,
Nothing, nada…
Except for my
Caramel Macchiato! 😊
Month: January 2020
GRANNY’S FIRST RULE
GRANNY’S FIRST RULE
You’d better listen to Granny,
Her first rule was clear,
And she’d blister your fanny,
If you didn’t listen or hear:
Even if you get shot,
And pain drives you insane,
You dang well better not
Take the Lord’s name in vain,
Granny was sweet
To all gentlemen and ladies,
Until you broke her first rule,
Then, she’d condemn you
To Hades! 😊
SOUTHERN GNATS!
[Photo of vile gnat from wikipedia]
SOUTHERN GNATS!
Yes, oh yes, I love the South,
But not these critters in my mouth!
They crawl in my eyes,
And creep up my nose,
Every single where I “goes!”
So, yes, my Dear, that’s…
Why I love the South but hate the gnats! 😊
TUMMY GLITTER!
TUMMY GLITTER!
Dietitians may view chocolate
As sugary litter,
But I view chocolate
As “tummy glitter!”
Every single kid,
Near and far,
Lights up when they open
A chocolate candy bar!
I love chocolate,
Of every shape and ilk,
White chocolate, dark chocolate,
And especially milk,
So, maybe dietitians
Wouldn’t be so bitter,
If they’d get out and grab
Some “tummy glitter!” 😊
A THOROUGH BAPTISM!
A THOROUGH BAPTISM!
Preacher, don’t just dunk him,
When he’s baptized,
Make sure you’ve sunk him,
Til he’s exorcised,
He’s gone through all the rings
Of Dante’s Inferno,
He’s done such evil things,
So, please infer…So,
Read aloud Leviticus,
Then, read it again,
Then, raise him up,
And see if he still sins! 😊
SOUTHERN WRITER 