A GOOD TIP!

A GOOD TIP!

I thought waiters

Wouldn’t mind,

If I left tips

Of different kinds,

 

Once, I left an apple,

Yes, it was little,

Next time, my soup

Was filled with spittle!

 

Once, I left a poem,

But I was clued,

Next time, when

My steak still “mooed!”

 

Once, I had no cash

Inside my “woilet,”

Next time, we were sat

Next to a toilet!

 

So, now I know

How waiters feel,

And I leave

Stacks of dollar bills!   😊

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ENJOY TODAY!

[My poem today was inspired by a line from Shakespeare’s Henry IV, Part II].

ENJOY TODAY!

“Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown,”

Life is sometimes up,

And sometimes it’s down,

Life is unpredictable,

We don’t know where we’re headed,

Until they come for us

And we’re beheaded,

So, enjoy today,

Have a blast!

Today, you see,

May be your last!   😊

 

COLD LEMONADE

COLD LEMONADE

Cold lemonade

On a hot summer day

 

Makes all your thirsty troubles

Melt away,

 

Cold water is okay,

If it must be,

 

But tasty lemonade

Has Vitamin C,

 

So, use cold water,

If there’s a need,

 

But wait! I think I’m choking

On a tiny lemon seed!   😊

WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD!

WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD!

What a wonderful world it would be

If everyone, everywhere, was just like me!

We’d make more love and less war,

But, oh, there’d be so much more!

We’d have free cake and ice cream, without measure,

And the boiled peanut would become a national treasure!

There’d be more time for fun to seek,

When I implement a two-day work week!

There’d be more Ben Stiller and less Twilight,

And free sports arenas would be a highlight,

But wait! Wait! Stop this awful place!

I just realized everyone, everywhere…

Would be wearing MY face!  😊

THE HO HO HAPPY HOTS!

[Image from wikipedia]

THE HO HO HAPPY HOTS!

I have the ho ho happy hots,

For toasty, tasty, tater tots,

There’s no ifs, or why’s, or whats,

I love tots, lots and lots,

Dipped in ketchup, or cheese sauce,

Makes me ho ho happy Santa Claus!   😊