THE “WISH YOU” TISSUE!

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THE “WISH YOU” TISSUE!

Aren’t you jealous?

Don’t you wish you

Had my SIX ply

Toilet tissue?!

 

It’s so comfy

When you go,

To take a “dumpfy,”

You will know,

 

That though the world

Around may fall,

You’ll never feel “squishy,”

Not at all!!  😊

PLEASE GIVE ME A SQUEEZE!

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PLEASE GIVE ME A SQUEEZE!

Darlin,’ give me a squeeze,

Or two hugs, if you please!

But no more can I handle,

My heart would burn like a Roman candle!

Your hugs light up my life,

And help me handle strife,

Your hugs are the perfect ointment,

To handle life’s disappointments,

And your hugs are like a soothing fiddle,

So, Darlin,’ please just give me a little…

Squeeze!  😊