BLOG OPINIONS
His brain descended
Into a dense fog,
Or he was more like
A decapitated hog,
Either way, he sat there
Like a knot on a log,
When I asked his opinion
Of my poetry blog! 😊
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MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PIE!
MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PIE!
Take three cups of rum
And one cup of flour,
Make your mixer hum
For half an hour,
Next, take an eye of newt,
And a pinch of paprika,
Rooty-toot-toot,
You go, Chica!
Here’s what it’s about,
Mix in one hickory nut,
Then, throw it ALL out,
And let’s go to Pizza Hut! 😊
TWO LONELY SOULS
TWO LONELY SOULS!
Two lonely souls,
Passing in the night,
One sees the other,
And thinks he might
Ask her out for coffee,
And he musters the nerve,
Until she turns and shouts,
“Get lost, Perve!” 🙂
AS LOVELY AS A TREE
AS LOVELY AS A TREE
The poet, Kilmer, was wrong,
It’s clear to see,
A poem about you
Would be as lovely as a tree,
Tis true, you may not have
“Nests of robins in your hair,”
But your beauty could stop a clock
If you walked through Times Square,
And you’re not just wood, what’s more,
Kindness and beauty permeate your core,
While poems may be “made by fools like me,”
A poem about you is as lovely as a tree! 😊
SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST!
SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST!
I want no toys for Christmas,
But please, I can’t resist,
Let’s shake and bake,
And I hope to make
Your Santa’s Naughty List! 😊
