THE WINK
I was winked at,
And it made me think that
The winker thought I was cute!
But then, it must
Just be dust
Which caused the wink, “Aw shoot!” 🙂
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HOW SANTA SAVED CHRISTMAS!
HOW SANTA SAVED CHRISTMAS
Early Christmas eve, Santa took a wee, short nap,
Suddenly, Mrs. Claus came in and gave him a brisk slap!
“Wake up, you’ve overslept! It’s almost Christmas day!”
Santa dashed to his sleigh and soon he dashed away,
“Something feels so breezy, could there be a chance?”
“That I have dashed away without wearing any pants?!”
“What shall I do? There will be such horrid tales,”
“If I climb down a chimney and they see my jingle bells!”
Suddenly, Santa thought, he recalled a sewing kit,
There, inside the sleigh, a gift for a Mr. Pitt,
Santa took some red material and sewed and sewed away,
He made new pants, and perchance, that’s how he saved Christmas Day! 🙂
MY TASTY KEY LIME MINTS!
MY TASTY KEY LIME MINTS!
You may think I’ve lost my marbles, or haven’t any sense,
But, oh, I love the taste of my key lime mints,
They have a little taste of coconut, but mainly it’s key lime,
And I could suck, suck, suck on them all the bloomin’ time!
Key lime mints are so wonderful, I can truly preach,
That if you close your eyes, you’ll feel you’re at the beach,
And they have the tartest taste of any mint which can be found,
But please suck, and never bite, or see your dentist for a crown!
This is a silly poem, it’s true, but don’t be rude or tense,
Please do yourself a favor and get some key lime mints! 🙂
MY BUSY MESS!
MY BUSY MESS!
Sadly, my new bus-i-ness
Is more like a busy mess!
I tried selling
Used chap stick,
But my customers
All got sick!
Then, I sold
Recycled tissue,
But again, bad germs
Became an issue!
But my new plan
Could be the tops!
I plan to sell
Used lollipops!! 🙂
NAUGHTY OR NICE?!
[Disclaimer: For any children reading this poem, please note that it is ALWAYS better to be nice! And if Santa is reading this, I hope he has a good sense of humor!]
NAUGHTY OR NICE?!
Santa is coming!
Were you naughty or nice?
Please listen to me
And take my advice,
Sometimes, being naughty
Is more fun, than some
Of Santa’s gifts,
Which are ho, ho hum!
So, listen to me,
Make giggles, my advice!
Sometimes, it’s better
To be naughty, not nice! 🙂
