THE FUNKY MONKEY!

THE FUNKY MONKEY!

She said, “Don’t hold your breath!”

“I won’t come back to you!”

Now, I’m scared to death,

What should I do?

 

Flowers and candy

Might pacify for weeks,

But I think there’s something

More that she seeks,

 

Should I try romance?

Nah, I’m lazy and chunky,

But I know what I’ll do!

I’ll dance the Funky Monkey!

 

Dance the Funky Monkey,

Together, not apart,

Dance the Funky Monkey,

Guaranteed to win her heart!   😊

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FEELING BLUE

FEELING BLUE!

If blue is a beautiful color,

Just like a bright Spring sky,

Then tell me why, if I’m blue,

I feel like I will die?

 

Nature’s blue is always happy,

Feeling “blue” should be the same, so,

When you’re feeling blue

It means you feel like a lovely rainbow!

 

I can’t change how I feel,

But can’t we change the meaning of blue?

So, when you hear I am that color,

You’ll think I feel wonderful, too.   😊

CLEAN, LIKE A FLOWER!

CLEAN, LIKE A FLOWER!

You made me feel clean, like a flower,

In a long April shower!

 

Your hands caressed,

And I freely confessed,

 

I purred at your touch,

I love you so much!

 

I’m an old pickup, gosh!

But I love you, car wash!   🙂

IT’S WHO YOU KNOW!

IT’S WHO YOU KNOW

I won’t get the job,

But I won’t sob,

The odds were really

Shoddy,

 

It’s not what you know,

But who you know,

And I don’t know

Anybody!   😊

BURGERS AND HEART ATTACKS!

BURGERS AND HEART ATTACKS!

Give me french fries and burgers

Til I am sated,

Cuz good nutrition

Is over-rated!

 

Then, chocolate pie

And cheesecake — what’s the harm?

Wait, what’s this pain

Radiating down my left arm?!   😊