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BLOG OPINIONS!

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BLOG OPINIONS

His brain descended

Into a dense fog,

Or he was more like

A decapitated hog,

 

Either way, he sat there

Like a knot on a log,

When I asked his opinion

Of my poetry blog!   😊

MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PIE!

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MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PIE!

Take three cups of rum

And one cup of flour,

Make your mixer hum

For half an hour,

 

Next, take an eye of newt,

And a pinch of paprika,

Rooty-toot-toot,

You go, Chica!

 

Here’s what it’s about,

Mix in one hickory nut,

Then, throw it ALL out,

And let’s go to Pizza Hut!   😊

AS LOVELY AS A TREE

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AS LOVELY AS A TREE

The poet, Kilmer, was wrong,

It’s clear to see,

A poem about you

Would be as lovely as a tree,

 

Tis true, you may not have

“Nests of robins in your hair,”

But your beauty could stop a clock

If you walked through Times Square,

 

And you’re not just wood, what’s more,

Kindness and beauty permeate your core,

While poems may be “made by fools like me,”

A poem about you is as lovely as a tree!   😊