[Tsetse fly image from wikipedia]
GREEDY DR. BUNGLE’S JUNGLE TSETSE FLY BUTT BITE EPIPHANY!
I was bitten in the butt
By a testy tsetse fly,
While in a jungle hut,
I just knew I would die!
I wandered in the jungle
In a stupor and a daze,
I found a Doctor Bungle,
He gave me a quick gaze,
Dr. Bungle quickly said,
“A tsetse fly bit your ass?
Well, you’ll soon be dead,”
“Give me $500 … make it fast!”
But then, a tsetse fly bit the Doc’s butt, suddenly!
And greedy Doctor Bungle had an epiphany,
“Give the money to the fly,” he said, “Don’t you see?”
“He’s a better blood sucker than I’ll ever be!”
SOUTHERN WRITER 
Love the great rhymes and humor of this. Such poem would be ideal for an open mic. Ever tried that?
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Thank you! I’ve never tried it, but I bet it’s fun!
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Yea, it really is! You should try it. I am just a very humble amateur poet, because the moment someone starts to write a poem that person is already a very little poet, but already one. I have not met many poets on WP with such great sense of humor as you, and I like this difference. Your poetry sometimes seems to have a similar irony to that of Lewis Carroll’s poems in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and in Through the Looking-Glass.
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Thank you so much! You are so kind! I think if Dr. Seuss and Lewis Carroll had had a baby, maybe it would have had a similar sense of humor to mine! 🙂
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I love this for so many reasons! You’ve really epitomized something real with such delightful humor!
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Thank you so much, Shey! I hope everyone visits and enjoys your wonderful blog like I do!
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