[Tsetse fly image from wikipedia]
GREEDY DR. BUNGLE’S JUNGLE TSETSE FLY BUTT BITE EPIPHANY!
I was bitten in the butt
By a testy tsetse fly,
While in a jungle hut,
I just knew I would die!
I wandered in the jungle
In a stupor and a daze,
I found a Doctor Bungle,
He gave me a quick gaze,
Dr. Bungle quickly said,
“A tsetse fly bit your ass?
Well, you’ll soon be dead,”
“Give me $500 … make it fast!”
But then, a tsetse fly bit the Doc’s butt, suddenly!
And greedy Doctor Bungle had an epiphany,
“Give the money to the fly,” he said, “Don’t you see?”
“He’s a better blood sucker than I’ll ever be!”