A COWBOY’S LIFE

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A COWBOY’S LIFE

A cowboy’s life is tough,

Hot weather, briars, and stickers,

But I like it good enough,

O’er the lives of city slickers!

 

I live in a saddle,

On an endless prairie trail,

I round up wayward cattle,

There’s not much else to tell,

 

Just give me rowdy card games,

And an open sky at night,

And a lovely lady, and just maybe

A raucous saloon fight!

 

My days are long, of course,

My diet:  beans and dust,

My best friend is my horse,

And my “virtues:” greed and lust!   😊

GREEDY DOCTOR BUNGLE’S JUNGLE TSETSE FLY BUTT BITE EPIPHANY!

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[Tsetse fly image from wikipedia]

GREEDY DR. BUNGLE’S JUNGLE TSETSE FLY BUTT BITE EPIPHANY!

I was bitten in the butt

By a testy tsetse fly,

While in a jungle hut,

I just knew I would die!

 

I wandered in the jungle

In a stupor and a daze,

I found a Doctor Bungle,

He gave me a quick gaze,

 

Dr. Bungle quickly said,

“A tsetse fly bit your ass?

Well, you’ll soon be dead,”

“Give me $500 … make it fast!”

 

But then, a tsetse fly bit the Doc’s butt, suddenly!

And greedy Doctor Bungle had an epiphany,

“Give the money to the fly,” he said, “Don’t you see?”

“He’s a better blood sucker than I’ll ever be!”