GREEDY DOCTOR BUNGLE’S JUNGLE TSETSE FLY BUTT BITE EPIPHANY!

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[Tsetse fly image from wikipedia]

GREEDY DR. BUNGLE’S JUNGLE TSETSE FLY BUTT BITE EPIPHANY!

I was bitten in the butt

By a testy tsetse fly,

While in a jungle hut,

I just knew I would die!

 

I wandered in the jungle

In a stupor and a daze,

I found a Doctor Bungle,

He gave me a quick gaze,

 

Dr. Bungle quickly said,

“A tsetse fly bit your ass?

Well, you’ll soon be dead,”

“Give me $500 … make it fast!”

 

But then, a tsetse fly bit the Doc’s butt, suddenly!

And greedy Doctor Bungle had an epiphany,

“Give the money to the fly,” he said, “Don’t you see?”

“He’s a better blood sucker than I’ll ever be!”

FEAR, COURAGE, AND JUNGLE BEASTS

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FEAR, COURAGE, AND JUNGLE BEASTS

I walked into the jungle alone,

With great trepidation and dread,

And with no gun or smart phone,

I just knew I’d soon be dead!

 

Should we thus fear life?

And dread each day til we’re old?

Must we experience strife?

And endure daily miseries untold?

 

Or should we plunge into the dark,

And face the jungle without fear?

Is the answer so stark?

Is that why we are here?

 

Sorry!  I’m no Socratic scholar!

But I finally found peace, at least!

Didn’t you hear me holler?

When I was eaten by a jungle beast?!   🙂