GREEDY DOCTOR BUNGLE’S JUNGLE TSETSE FLY BUTT BITE EPIPHANY!

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GREEDY DR. BUNGLE’S JUNGLE TSETSE FLY BUTT BITE EPIPHANY!

I was bitten in the butt

By a testy tsetse fly,

While in a jungle hut,

I just knew I would die!

 

I wandered in the jungle

In a stupor and a daze,

I found a Doctor Bungle,

He gave me a quick gaze,

 

Dr. Bungle quickly said,

“A tsetse fly bit your ass?

Well, you’ll soon be dead,”

“Give me $500 … make it fast!”

 

But then, a tsetse fly bit the Doc’s butt, suddenly!

And greedy Doctor Bungle had an epiphany,

“Give the money to the fly,” he said, “Don’t you see?”

“He’s a better blood sucker than I’ll ever be!”