[Please note that the following poem is mostly fictional and meant only for fun
and is not meant to disparage anyone in particular, nor mothers in law
generally, many of whom are quite sweet and human!] 😊
MY MEAN MOTHER IN LAW
Let me tell you a frightening tale
About the meanest hag I ever saw,
This creature’s surely bound for Hell,
She’s my mean mother in law!
She has sharp claws in her paws,
And her churlish lips drip with lies,
She would frighten Santa Claus
With her evil, beady eyes!
Her horns are well hidden
In her drab, stringy hair,
She’s a cold-hearted demon
If there’s even a heart there!
She loves to stir the pot
She loves to fight and fuss,
She could make a flower wilt
And make a preacher cuss!
If you think I’m being harsh,
You couldn’t be any wronger,
She made a pact with brother Satan
Just to stay here a little longer!
So, please heed my tale,
Beware this evil creature!
Run for the hills!
Before she catches ya and eats yer! 😊
SOUTHERN WRITER 
So very funny! :-)))
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Thank you, Katherine!
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That was fun!
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Thank you so much!
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Hahaha! I know a few people who fit this description quite well… But fortunately, my mother in law is not one of them. 😁
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Thank you so much for your visit and comment! I love your quirky sense of humor! And I am happy you were blessed to have a nice mother in law!
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Thank you! 😊
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Lol.
True story: my father always credited his mother-in-law for encouraging my mom to date him. They were very happily married and truly a perfect match. My Grandmother was the most wonderful and beautiful person and my father appreciated her so much, he had a framed photo of her in his office.
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Laura, that is a wonderful story! There are indeed many precious mothers in law! I felt a little bit bad about posting this poem and added the “disclaimer” at the beginning to ease my guilt! Hopefully, everyone else also realizes it was just for fun! Have a great day in your beautiful mountains!!
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Thanks. I loved the disclaimer!
Enjoy your day.
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Despite the disclaimer I believe this is about my mother..LOL!
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You are so funny!!
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Really funny!
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Thank you so much!
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She made my spirit wilt znd taught me to cuss but otherwise I’ll forgive her anything. She gave me her son. ☺️
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This reminds me of Ugly Kid Joe…
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Thanks for visiting and commenting!
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What a mean mother in law? Hope your son in law does not have such a mean mother in law.
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