FRESH OUTTA SPIT!

water fall

FRESH OUTTA SPIT!

Oh no!  Son of a gun!

It’s as bad as it gits!

I think I done run

Fresh outta spit!

 

It’s from chewin’ tobacco,

And dippin’ snuff,

My spit glands done said,

“That’s enuff!”

 

But I have a plan

To get “liquified,”

I’m gonna do goat yoga

And eat chicken deep fried!   😊

ALMOST PERFECT!

beauty

ALMOST PERFECT!

She’s the brightest,

And I’m not just talking,

She’s as smart as scientist

Stephen Hawking,

 

She’s the most beautiful,

As she draws near ya,

You’d swear she’s the lovely

Goddess Shakira,

 
She’s the most talented,

Who would know,

She can do goat yoga

On just one toe,

 

Yes, she’s the most perfect

Of all among us…

Except for her ghastly

Unsightly toe fungus!   😊