A FREE “FUN FRIDAY” POEM!
Today is “Fun Friday!”
So, the poem you see,
Was written spontaneously
No revisions, by me!
No, this poem’s not much,
And it may not tickle!
But also just remember,
It didn’t cost a nickel! 😊
Tag: writing
ARBITRARY “LITERARY” AGENTS!
ARBITRARY “LITERARY” AGENTS
I have thoroughly lost my patience,
With arrogant, ignorant “literary” agents,
Like snide merchants perched in ivory towers,
They randomly dispense their publishing power,
I think you must now get the gist,
Of why, as a writer, I am pissed!
They critique: “Sorry, your writing’s not what we seek,”
Even though, at most, they’ve seen a tiny peek,
Do they pull the whiskers off kittens
Before they steal their kitten mittens?
But if one replied, “I like what I’ve read,”
Then, I’d probably love her more than my dog Fred! 😊
BLOG OPINIONS!
BLOG OPINIONS
His brain descended
Into a dense fog,
Or he was more like
A decapitated hog,
Either way, he sat there
Like a knot on a log,
When I asked his opinion
Of my poetry blog! 😊
FLIBBERTY-JIBBERTY-WOBBLY-ZITS!
FLIBBERTY-JIBBERTY-WOBBLY-ZITS!
I’ll be terse,
Every time
I could write free verse,
But I just prefer rhyme,
And if I can’t find
A perfect word which fits,
I just make up
Flibberty-jibberty-wobbly-zits! 😊
THE HONEST QUERY LETTER
THE HONEST QUERY LETTER
Dear Literary Agent:
Publishing me would be a blunder,
Because success can breed failure,
My first book: maybe a one hit wonder,
But my second book would fail, for sure.
Sincerely,
Negative Author
SOUTHERN WRITER 