DAD BODS!
They say, “dad bods” are popular,
So, I am where it’s at!
Just a little out of shape,
Just a teeny bit fat,
So, put me on a runway,
And watch me strut my stuff,
Then, I bet you’ll shout,
“Please stop, that’s enough!”
Tag: weight
THE UPSIDE DOWN DAY!
THE UPSIDE DOWN DAY!
The day my world turned upside down,
Every smile turned to a frown,
And the strangest things, that day, were seen,
The grass turned blue; the sky was green,
And that day, all geese flew backwards,
While all the lawyers suddenly lacked words,
Insurance sales agents were funny, delirious,
While all clowns were somber, serious,
But one nice thing, I’ll remember when
That day all thighs suddenly turned…thin! 😊
SOUTHERN WRITER 