A GOOD TIP!

waiters

A GOOD TIP!

I thought waiters

Wouldn’t mind,

If I left tips

Of different kinds,

 

Once, I left an apple,

Yes, it was little,

Next time, my soup

Was filled with spittle!

 

Once, I left a poem,

But I was clued,

Next time, when

My steak still “mooed!”

 

Once, I had no cash

Inside my “woilet,”

Next time, we were sat

Next to a toilet!

 

So, now I know

How waiters feel,

And I leave

Stacks of dollar bills!   😊