TRUE SIGNS HE’S NOT YOUR VALENTINE!

TRUE SIGNS HE’S NOT YOUR VALENTINE!

How can you tell?

Is there a sign?

That he’s really not

Your true Valentine?

 

For instance, does he track mud

Onto your floor?

If so, then quickly, show him

Back out the door!

 

Does he watch Shakira dance

“Just for her song?”

Then, it may be a sign

He’s just “Mr. Wrong!”

 

And when you’re not watching,

Can you also tell that

He’s really trading insults

With your sweet little cat?

 

And does he react to all your plans

Like he’s diseased with Mad Cow?

Then, you know he’s not “Mr. Right,”

It’s a sign he’s “Mr. Right NOW!”   😊

YOU DON’T NEED A VALENTINE!

[Disclaimer: Please note that the author is actually a very romantic person who has wonderful, romantic sons, in addition to a wonderful, romantic daughter!  In short, the following poem is written only for your entertainment and with tongue in cheek!]  🙂

YOU DON’T NEED A VALENTINE!

Dear Daughter, you will be just fine,

You don’t need a Valentine!

Guys are like beasts, belching and boring,

If they’re not farting, it means they’re snoring!

 

And guys have lewd, lascivious minds,

Guys are the “missing link,” and that’s being kind!

Also, guys start wars, and other reasons are legion,

Guys care only about sports and scratching nether regions!

 

So, Daughter, please take another look,

Instead of a guy, find a good dog or good book!

But dear Daughter, you will be just fine,

You don’t need a Valentine!   😊