TRUE SIGNS HE’S NOT YOUR VALENTINE!

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TRUE SIGNS HE’S NOT YOUR VALENTINE!

How can you tell?

Is there a sign?

That he’s really not

Your true Valentine?

 

For instance, does he track mud

Onto your floor?

If so, then quickly, show him

Back out the door!

 

Does he watch Shakira dance

“Just for her song?”

Then, it may be a sign

He’s just “Mr. Wrong!”

 

And when you’re not watching,

Can you also tell that

He’s really trading insults

With your sweet little cat?

 

And does he react to all your plans

Like he’s diseased with Mad Cow?

Then, you know he’s not “Mr. Right,”

It’s a sign he’s “Mr. Right NOW!”   😊

BE YOUR OWN VALENTINE!

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BE YOUR OWN VALENTINE!

Does no lover love you?

Is there nothing more to say?

Are you down in the dumps

On Valentine’s Day?

 

Then, here’s what to do!

You don’t need a Valentine!

Throw yourself a “pleasure party”

And you’ll be just fine!

 

Do you like chocolate?

Buy yourself a box!

Then, take a bubble bath

While you chocolate de-tox!

 

Read a good book,

Make sure you’re well fed,

You can even eat more chocolate

While reading in the bed!

 

The most important point…

You are special!  You’ll be fine!

Just have a pleasure party

And be your own Valentine!  😊