AN ECLIPSE AND A THREE-LEGGED TWERKIN’ DOG!

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AN ECLIPSE AND A THREE-LEGGED TWERKING DOG!

Once, the day turned black,

Then, at the end of an eclipse,

A rooster leaned back

And parted his “lips,”

 

He said, “Wait, I’m too busy,”

So, Rooster asked a hen,

Who was in a tizzy,

If she would crow then,

 

“Please crow, If you will,”

“Cuz I’ve crowed once,”

”And I’m busy still,”

But Hen was no dunce,

 

So, Hen decided,

“This ain’t fittin,’ ”

Hen then ran off

And cock-a-doodle didn’t,

 

But a three-legged dog,

Saw things weren’t workin,’

Though Dog couldn’t crow,

He started twerkin,’

 

The rest is history,

And as they all say,

That’s how Dog got the job

Of startin’ each day!   😊

BOGART, THE MEAN, TWERKING MULE

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[Mule depiction from wikipedia]

BOGART THE MEAN, TWERKING MULE

Bogart, the mule,

Was a mean, surly fool,

 

All the mules, he’d harass,

And bite on the ass,

 

He’d then laugh and hee-haw,

Strangest thing you ever saw,

 

Bogart hailed from Casablanca,

Where he drank lotsa Sanka,

 

Full of Sanka, he’d twerk,

Yes, this mean, bully jerk,

 

While twerking, man, oh man!

Bogart was “twerked” by a van!

 

The lesson:  Don’t be a jerk,

And try to show some class,

 

And while full of coffee, don’t twerk,

Or bite others on the ass!   😊