THE MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
I sent a message in a bottle
Far across the salty sea,
I hoped that my true love
Would soon reach out to me,
But my “lover” was a troll
With white hairs in its nose,
Which extended all the way
From its nose down to its toes,
So, as for messages in a bottle,
I say, never more!
I’ll just settle for a “so-so”
Who lives next door! 😊