ALMOST PERFECT!

beauty

ALMOST PERFECT!

She’s the brightest,

And I’m not just talking,

She’s as smart as scientist

Stephen Hawking,

 

She’s the most beautiful,

As she draws near ya,

You’d swear she’s the lovely

Goddess Shakira,

 
She’s the most talented,

Who would know,

She can do goat yoga

On just one toe,

 

Yes, she’s the most perfect

Of all among us…

Except for her ghastly

Unsightly toe fungus!   😊

MY BLEAKY, LEAKY BLADDER!

toes feet

MY BLEAKY, LEAKY BLADDER!

I had an itchy toe fungus,

But what’s even sadder,

I sprung a new leak

In my bleaky, leaky bladder,

 

Now, when I reach down

To scratch my itchy toes,

I wet my big boy pants,

And everybody knows!   😊