NOT MY TIME TO GO!

clock 15

NOT MY TIME TO GO!

They say you must die,

When it’s your “time to go,”

But I say, if it’s MY time,

Then, it ain’t so!

 

There are many things

I still want to do,

I want to climb Mt. Everest,

And take up Kung Fu,

 

Besides, I want my lawyer

To have time to negotiate,

Whether I may enter

The Pearly Gates,

 

And before I go,

I want to sew more wild seeds,

And, if I have time,

I may do a few good deeds,

 

So, if you see Father Time,

Tell him I’ve no time for sorrow,

Maybe he can return

And ask again tomorrow!   😊

 

BARE BABY BUTT HEADS!

bald eagle

BARE BABY BUTT HEADS!

Mother Nature has called,

I am losing my hair,

Yes, I am going bald,

And I don’t care!

 

I want no creams, no toupees,

Or transplanted hair,

In fact, I like my new

Yul Brynner savoir faire!

 

Besides, my barber gives discounts,

Since there’s fewer hairs to cut,

So, I don’t really care my head

Looks like a baby’s butt!   😊

SLOWING DOWN, EXCEPT FOR ICE CREAM!

ice cream truck

SLOWING DOWN, EXCEPT FOR ICE CREAM!

The world moves too fast,

We can’t jump off,

But we can slow down,

And play some golf,

 

We should also stop

To smell the roses,

And pick up

Pocketsful of posies,

 

But when we hear

Ice cream truck bells,

Drop the posies,

And run like H*ll!   😊

OLD AND INVISIBLE

old

OLD AND INVISIBLE

When you look over here,

What do you see?

Do you see an old man?

Do you even see me?

 

The young do not see

How fast time flies,

Or that we

Are all doomed to die,

 

Maybe you think

I am glum and gloomy,

But maybe, too,

You are dumb and doomed, see,

 

Yesterday, I was young

Just like you,

Soon, you’ll be old,

And invisible, too.