SWEATY FREDDIE!
I am Dry Freddie,
You are Sweaty Betty,
Please don’t hug on me,
I’m cool and dry, you see,
But now, poor Freddie’s torn,
She’s soft, like silks of corn,
Choose soft, or not sweaty,
Are you ready, Freddie?
Okay, just call me…
Sweaty Freddie! 😊