TUMMY GLITTER!

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TUMMY GLITTER!

Dietitians may view chocolate

As sugary litter,

But I view chocolate

As “tummy glitter!”

 

Every single kid,

Near and far,

Lights up when they open

A chocolate candy bar!

 

I love chocolate,

Of every shape and ilk,

White chocolate, dark chocolate,

And especially milk,

 

So, maybe dietitians

Wouldn’t be so bitter,

If they’d get out and grab

Some “tummy glitter!”   😊

CHOCOLATE CANDY HELL!

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CHOCOLATE CANDY HELL!

Candy whispered in my ear,

“Just take a little bite!”

“And there’s cake over here,”

“We’ll be your love tonight!”

 

So, I took a bite,

And engorged on thousands more,

And then, another thousand,

Just to even up the score!

 

Then, candy consumed me,

Before the final bell,

That is how I ended up

In chocolate candy hell!   😊

THE RAISIN CAKE DIET!

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THE RAISIN CAKE DIET!

Many diets are raging fakes,

But I love my diet of raisin cakes,

 

They are filled with cream,

That means calci-YUM,

 

Calcium is great

For the tummy-tum-tum!

 

And raisins, you know,

Come from a healthy fruit,

 

What more can you say,

But rooty-toot-toot,

 

So, my raisin cake diet

Would be good for you,

 

Even if you gain a pound

Or twenty-two!   😊