A RAT IN THE WOODPILE!

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A RAT IN THE WOODPILE!

I smell a rat in the woodpile,

And the odor’s getting stronger,

The putrid smell engulfs my nostrils,

I can’t stand it any longer,

 

Maybe it’s a possum,

And not a smelly rat,

This odor’s so “un-awesome,”

I wonder where it’s at!

 

I wish that I could find it,

Could it be a dead fox?

Oops, I see behind it,

It’s just my stinky socks!   😊

I LOVE YOU — PARTS I AND II

love blocks

A love poem with two possible endings!  Choose which ending you like better!

I LOVE YOU — PART I

I love you

And our love

Fits together

Like hand in glove,

 

So, when we’re together

What we do

Is tell each other,

I “glove” you!   😊

 

I LOVE YOU – PART II

I love you

And our love

Fits together

Like hand in glove,

 

Why not foot in sock,

You think?

No, sadly, badly,

Your feet stink!   😊