DON’T YOU DARE SMILE AT ME!

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DON’T YOU DARE SMILE AT ME!

Don’t you dare smile at me!

I’m filled with bile, don’t you see?

 

I chop off whiskers of kittens

Which have lost their mittens,

 

And I am mesmerized

With removing wings from flies!

 

But wait!  One smile!  Now, I’m changed!

I no longer feel so vile and deranged!

 

Now, please won’t you help me find some glue

To re-attach whiskers and flies’ wings, too!   😊

YOUR SMILE

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YOUR SMILE

I’ve had a hard day,

And I’m down in the dumps,

I know I’ll be okay,

But I’ve taken a few lumps,

 

My boss is an unfathomable,

Unadulterated, pedantic imbecile,

He is so dense and cold-hearted

He’d give Santa Claus a chill!

 

But now, I’m home with you,

And we’ll relax for a while,

When a hard day is through,

All I want is your smile!   🙂