THE RAMBO ROBOT SCARECROW!

robot

THE RAMBO ROBOT SCARECROW!

He’s a Rambo robot scarecrow,

Better stay out of his garden!

If you try to pick his peas,

You will get no pardon!

 

Garden thieves who try to rob

Will wish that they weren’t born,

They’ll get corn-cobbed and shish-kabobbed

And planted just like corn!   😊

DON’T POKE ME IN THE EYE!

dog eyes

DON’T POKE ME IN THE EYE!

You may tickle my tummy

Or pinch my thigh,

But please, oh please

Don’t poke me in the eye!

 

You may use me, abuse me

Or even say I lie,

But please, oh please

Don’t poke me in the eye!

 

My tummy and thigh

Are as tough as a nail,

And I can handle insults

Fairly well,

 

But if you poke my juicy gob,

My vision will be robbed,

When my poor eyes

Are shish kabobbed!   😊