THE SHAKY SHAKES!
Babe, I just don’t know
If I have what it takes,
To be in love with you,
Cuz I’ve got the shaky shakes!
My shakes are the worst
My doctor’s ever seen,
I quake like a three legged
Washing machine!
My shakes started shaking
Down in my pinky toes,
And moved to my knees and spleen
Then up to my shaky nose.
I can’t drink a glass of water,
Or use the potty, there’s no chance,
In both cases,
I end up with wet pants!
So, Darling, please see
I don’t have what it takes,
I love you, truly, truly,
But I’ve got the shaky shakes!
SOUTHERN WRITER 