THE SHAKY SHAKES!

washing machine

THE SHAKY SHAKES!

Babe, I just don’t know

If I have what it takes,

To be in love with you,

Cuz I’ve got the shaky shakes!

 

My shakes are the worst

My doctor’s ever seen,

I quake like a three legged

Washing machine!

 

My shakes started shaking

Down in my pinky toes,

And moved to my knees and spleen

Then up to my shaky nose.

 

I can’t drink a glass of water,

Or use the potty, there’s no chance,

In both cases,

I end up with wet pants!

 

So, Darling, please see

I don’t have what it takes,

I love you, truly, truly,

But I’ve got the shaky shakes!