LOVE IS A HEALTH HAZARD!

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LOVE IS A HEALTH HAZARD!

Yes, falling in love

Can bring great pleasure,

But also, it wreaks havoc

On your health and blood pressure,

 

You’re stressed when you want

A late-night snack, but

Your selfish lover ate

The very last doughnut,

 

You’re also stressed when fishing

And your health is really shook,

When your lover shouts, “Man up,

And bait your own dang hook!”

 

And your ear drums are pierced,

It’s verifiably factual,

At your lover’s high-pitched laugh,

Like a sick Pterodactyl,

 

Yes, love causes great pain,

Don’t ignore it or guffaw,

We haven’t even gotten to

Sick mothers-in-law!   😊

LIFE’S LESSONS AND LOLLIPOPS!

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LIFE’S LESSONS AND LOLLIPOPS!

I had a cherry lollipop,

You said you wanted a lick,

But you took my lollipop

And sucked it down to the stick,

 

I’ve learned to give is better

Than to receive,

Even when others

Intend to deceive,

 

But I also learned whenever

You ask me for a lick,

I may just simply give you back

That empty stick!   😊

MY LAST COFFEE POD!

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MY LAST COFFEE POD!

You are pretty and sweet,

And you have a great bod,

 

But keep your grubby hands off

My last coffee pod!

 

I love you so much,

We were blessed by Cupid,

 

I’m talking about the coffee,

Not YOU, stupid!

 

Love is wonderful,

But my love affliction,

 

Will always be trumped

By my coffee addiction!   😊