MY DOG FRED’S ITCH!

dog lab

MY DOG FRED’S ITCH!

My dog, Fred,

Was really itchin,’

And scratchin’ himself

All over my kitchen,

 

Then, Fred started rubbin,’

His butt, with its mange,

Up and down the front

Of my hot oven range,

 

And the cream on his butt

For Smoky Mountain ticks,

And my hot oven range,

Really didn’t mix,

 

Fred caught on fire,

Before you can say, “cough,”

The flames burned all

Fred’s hair clean off,

 

For the rest of the day,

Fred lay in the ditch,

But one good thing,

The fire cured his itch!   😊

MONKEY FLEAS AIR FRIED!

monkey scratching

MONKEY FLEAS AIR FRIED!

I’m your little chunky monkey,

But I feel a wee bit funky,

 

Scratch and pick my back, please!

I am drowning in fleas!

 

I worry about my complexion,

From my scratching infection,

 

You may eat them, if you wish,

Fleas make a tasty dish,

 

But if I may inspire,

Toast them in your air fryer!   😊