SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST!
I want no toys for Christmas,
But please, I can’t resist,
Let’s shake and bake,
And I hope to make
Your Santa’s Naughty List! 😊
SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST!
I want no toys for Christmas,
But please, I can’t resist,
Let’s shake and bake,
And I hope to make
Your Santa’s Naughty List! 😊
CARROTS FOR SANTA!
News flash! The news is
Viral and frenetic!
We have just learned
Santa is diabetic!
The news may be bad,
But it would be worse, you see,
Imagine the headlines
If Santa had a raging S.T.D.!
But let’s come together
And help the old Elf,
He eats too many cookies,
In spite of himself,
So, let’s agree, no more cookies,
We really ought-er
Just leave for Santa
Lots of carrots and water! 😊
[Image from wikipedia]
THE HO HO HAPPY HOTS!
I have the ho ho happy hots,
For toasty, tasty, tater tots,
There’s no ifs, or why’s, or whats,
I love tots, lots and lots,
Dipped in ketchup, or cheese sauce,
Makes me ho ho happy Santa Claus! 😊
HOW SANTA SAVED CHRISTMAS
Early Christmas eve, Santa took a wee, short nap,
Suddenly, Mrs. Claus came in and gave him a brisk slap!
“Wake up, you’ve overslept! It’s almost Christmas day!”
Santa dashed to his sleigh and soon he dashed away,
“Something feels so breezy, could there be a chance?”
“That I have dashed away without wearing any pants?!”
“What shall I do? There will be such horrid tales,”
“If I climb down a chimney and they see my jingle bells!”
Suddenly, Santa thought, he recalled a sewing kit,
There, inside the sleigh, a gift for a Mr. Pitt,
Santa took some red material and sewed and sewed away,
He made new pants, and perchance, that’s how he saved Christmas Day! 🙂
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