THE ROMANTIC FOOTBALL LOVER!

football

THE ROMANTIC FOOTBALL LOVER!

I’m a romantic fool,

And a red hot lover,

And I’m really cool,

As you should discover!

 

I’ll buy you lots of candy

And roses galore,

I’ll be really handy

Mopping up the floor,

 

And if you’re sick there,

No ifs, ands, or buts,

I’ll hold back your hair,

While you throw up your guts,

 

But just one thing,

And please, don’t blame,

If I ignore you just a little

During football games!   😊

A BAD CASE OF DRAG BUTT!

sad man

A BAD CASE OF DRAG BUTT!

My spirits had flagged,

I was stuck in a rut,

I had a bad case

Of drag butt,

 

My love had left me,

And I moped along

Like a limp dish rag,

Singing a sad song,

 

But you smiled at me,

And looky here!

My tail is wagging

And my butt’s in gear!   😊

 

TASTY FORBIDDEN FRUIT!

grapes

TASTY FORBIDDEN FRUIT!

I’ll be your scuppernong,

If you’ll be my muscadine,

When my love song is sung,

Please say that you’ll be mine!

 

Other grapes taste sweet,

But you’re the sweetest loot,

Because nothing can beat

Tasty forbidden fruit!

 

I’ll be your scuppernong,

If you’ll be my muscadine,

Leave your lover and discover

Why you should be all mine!   😊