TRUE SIGNS HE’S NOT YOUR VALENTINE!

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TRUE SIGNS HE’S NOT YOUR VALENTINE!

How can you tell?

Is there a sign?

That he’s really not

Your true Valentine?

 

For instance, does he track mud

Onto your floor?

If so, then quickly, show him

Back out the door!

 

Does he watch Shakira dance

“Just for her song?”

Then, it may be a sign

He’s just “Mr. Wrong!”

 

And when you’re not watching,

Can you also tell that

He’s really trading insults

With your sweet little cat?

 

And does he react to all your plans

Like he’s diseased with Mad Cow?

Then, you know he’s not “Mr. Right,”

It’s a sign he’s “Mr. Right NOW!”   😊

MY HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

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MY HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

I don’t need a lot of money,

For my “happily ever after,”

I just need your love, honey,

And a lot of laughter,

 

But one thing might be nice,

Before we hit the sack,

To be more precise…

Would you scratch my back?!   😊

I WISH

star shooting

I WISH

I wish I could live

Free and loose,

In a faraway forest,

In an old red caboose,

 

I wish I could live

In a lighthouse on the beach,

I’d shine my light for ships

As far as it could reach,

 

I wish I could live

On Tahitian sand

And learn to paint

Like Paul Gauguin,

 

I wish I could live

Anywhere with you,

Let’s travel, my Love,

And dream together, too!   😊