THE GREEN EGGS AND HAM AFFLICTION!

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THE GREEN EGG AND HAM AFFLICTION!

Hello, call me Sam,

Sam, I am,

 

Reading books to kids is lots of fun,

Except reading over and over the very same one!

 

I’ve read Green Eggs and Ham 8,857 times,

And now, I can speak only in Dr. Seuss rhymes!

 

I’ve seen counselors, wizards, and doctors galore,

I’ve tried them, tried them, more and more,

 

I’ve tried doctors on a train,

In a car, and in a bus,

 

I’ve tried doctors everywhere,

Everywhere, what a fuss!

 

And one more problem,

I now am…

 

Able to eat

Only green eggs and ham!   🙂