PEG LEG PETE’S PRUNES!

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PEG LEG PETE’S PRUNES!

My name is Peg Leg Pete,

While on a voyage from Crete,

I felt a pain so foul,

Emanate from my bowel,

 

So, I looked down at my plate,

I must investigate,

Could it be the rancid goat

Which caused my wretched bloat?

 

Or maybe the moldy cheese,

Brought me to my knees?

No, it’s the fact that for many moons,

I’ve eaten daily 80 prunes!   😊

A GOOD BREAKFAST!

breakfast

A GOOD BREAKFAST!

They say a good breakfast is

A really big deal,

So, for early morning bliss

Let’s make a great meal!

 

For breakfast, let’s eat

Six pancakes and bacon,

But that’s not complete,

What more are you makin’?

 

Let’s have eight eggs and coffee

And just for fun,

Let’s polish it off, see,

With six sticky buns!

 

Let’s now have twelve cookies,

And lots more, we’ll bake,

We’re not kitchen rookies,

With three chocolate cakes,

 

But no sir-ee, we still aren’t done,

No more need for forks or spoons,

To finish our fun, to the bathroom we’ll run,

When we eat twelve big juicy prunes!  😊