WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD!
What a wonderful world it would be
If everyone, everywhere, was just like me!
We’d make more love and less war,
But, oh, there’d be so much more!
We’d have free cake and ice cream, without measure,
And the boiled peanut would become a national treasure!
There’d be more time for fun to seek,
When I implement a two-day work week!
There’d be more Ben Stiller and less Twilight,
And free sports arenas would be a highlight,
But wait! Wait! Stop this awful place!
I just realized everyone, everywhere…
Would be wearing MY face! 😊