PEELING POTATOES

PEELING POTATOES!

I hate peeling potatoes,

It’s just no fun,

I’d rather have a root canal,

Than peel another one,

 

And be careful!

While peeling, I had to cough,

And I very nearly sliced

A pinky finger off!

 

And one more thing,

BEWARE, yes, it’s true,

Those creepy tater eyes

Are staring back at you!   😊

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THE HO HO HAPPY HOTS!

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THE HO HO HAPPY HOTS!

I have the ho ho happy hots,

For toasty, tasty, tater tots,

There’s no ifs, or why’s, or whats,

I love tots, lots and lots,

Dipped in ketchup, or cheese sauce,

Makes me ho ho happy Santa Claus!   😊