CARROTS FOR SANTA!

CARROTS FOR SANTA!

News flash!  The news is

Viral and frenetic!

We have just learned

Santa is diabetic!

 

The news may be bad,

But it would be worse, you see,

Imagine the headlines

If Santa had a raging S.T.D.!

 

But let’s come together

And help the old Elf,

He eats too many cookies,

In spite of himself,

 

So, let’s agree, no more cookies,

We really ought-er

Just leave for Santa

Lots of carrots and water!   😊

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HOW SANTA SAVED CHRISTMAS!

HOW SANTA SAVED CHRISTMAS

Early Christmas eve, Santa took a wee, short nap,

Suddenly, Mrs. Claus came in and gave him a brisk slap!

 

“Wake up, you’ve overslept!  It’s almost Christmas day!”

Santa dashed to his sleigh and soon he dashed away,

 

“Something feels so breezy, could there be a chance?”

“That I have dashed away without wearing any pants?!”

 

“What shall I do?  There will be such horrid tales,”

“If I climb down a chimney and they see my jingle bells!”

 

Suddenly, Santa thought, he recalled a sewing kit,

There, inside the sleigh, a gift for a Mr. Pitt,

 

Santa took some red material and sewed and sewed away,

He made new pants, and perchance, that’s how he saved Christmas Day!   🙂

NAUGHTY OR NICE?!

[Disclaimer:  For any children reading this poem, please note that it is ALWAYS better to be nice!  And if Santa is reading this, I hope he has a good sense of humor!]

NAUGHTY OR NICE?!

Santa is coming!

Were you naughty or nice?

Please listen to me

And take my advice,

 

Sometimes, being naughty

Is more fun, than some

Of Santa’s gifts,

Which are ho, ho hum!

 

So, listen to me,

Make giggles, my advice!

Sometimes, it’s better

To be naughty, not nice!   🙂