LOVE IS LIKE A HONEY BEE!

bee flower

LOVE IS LIKE A HONEY BEE!

Love is often like

A sweet honey bee

Filled with nectar,

Flying happily,

 

And, like the bee,

When it takes flight,

Love can also

Reach great heights,

 

But please listen,

There is one more thing,

Just like the honey bee…

Love can STING!   😊

THE MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

bottle message

THE MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

I sent a message in a bottle

Far across the salty sea,

I hoped that my true love

Would soon reach out to me,

But my “lover” was a troll

With white hairs in its nose,

Which extended all the way

From its nose down to its toes,

So, as for messages in a bottle,

I say, never more!

I’ll just settle for a “so-so”

Who lives next door!   😊

THE SHAKY SHAKES!

washing machine

THE SHAKY SHAKES!

Babe, I just don’t know

If I have what it takes,

To be in love with you,

Cuz I’ve got the shaky shakes!

 

My shakes are the worst

My doctor’s ever seen,

I quake like a three legged

Washing machine!

 

My shakes started shaking

Down in my pinky toes,

And moved to my knees and spleen

Then up to my shaky nose.

 

I can’t drink a glass of water,

Or use the potty, there’s no chance,

In both cases,

I end up with wet pants!

 

So, Darling, please see

I don’t have what it takes,

I love you, truly, truly,

But I’ve got the shaky shakes!