MY ICE CREAM CONE!

ice cream cone

MY ICE CREAM CONE!

Oh, how I love my ice cream cone,

I’ll lick you from bottom to top!

I’ll take you home and,

Unlike this poem,

I will never stop!   😊

THE LUMBERJACK’S SCREAM!

cone

THE LUMBERJACK’S SCREAM!

A big lumberjack named Jess,

Hailed from lower Loch Ness,

And Jess had one special trait,

His mum would confess,

 

Yes, Jess, a big burly man,

Had a wee girly scream,

And one day, “she” cried,

When he dropped his ice cream!

 

The other lads laughed

At poor Jess’s fate,

Until big burly Jess

Bopped each of his mates,

 

So, lads, avoid this mess,

If you hear a wee girly scream,

Don’t laugh, just get Jess

Another ice cream!   😊