A MODERN HUMPTY DUMPTY TALE

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A MODERN HUMPTY DUMPTY TALE

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

All the King’s lawyers

Filed lawsuits that day,

And then, they sat down

To eat egg souffle!   😊

GRANDMA’S BANANA PUDDING!

bananas

GRANDMA’S BANANA PUDDING!

I love Grandma’s

Banana pudding,

With wafers and bananas,

It’s a “good-un!”

 

And chocolate pudding,

In a pinch,

And vanilla, too,

It’s a cinch,

 

But I don’t like

Tapioca,

I think it’s just

A “crappy joke-a!”   😊

JUST BACON!

burger and bacon

JUST BACON!

Each morning, when I awaken,

I love the smell of sizzling bacon,

 

Oh, thy sizzling sound and smell,

I know and love thee, all so well!

 

For bacon on burgers, or with an egg,

Or bacon on pizza, I will beg!

 

Some say pork may be unclean,

But my reply won’t be wordy,

 

Make my bacon fat, not lean,

And make me…DIRTY!

 

Bacon, bacon, of thee I sing,

Bacon, just bacon, on everything!   😊

MY TASTY FEAST!

kissing

MY TASTY FEAST!

It is you I want to taste!

It’s you on my lips I love!

There’s no time to waste,

You’re all I’m thinking of!

 

I love each part of you,

You’re so good to me!

I can’t wait to start with you!

What a feast you will be!

 

So, I won’t be judicious!

Before my tummy can twitch

I crave to make a delicious…

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich!